I <3 Thumbs July 6, 2008

Oh, thumbs, how I heart thee! Let me count the ways. One of the best ways to suck a thumb is to insert it all the way down to the base of the hand. Then you have to curl your fingers around in front of your nose, kind of like one of those face-suckers in [...]

11 weeks…still not over it May 27, 2008

Sorry I haven’t shared any of my musings lately. I have been so busy cold kickin’ it with mom during the weekday that I haven’t had time to blog. Dad works a lot these days, so except for the weekend, I don’t get to see much of him until I am cranky at night, which [...]

Adventure Time April 8, 2008

Mom and Dad called this thing a cat, but I just don’t see it. Anyhow, it was pretty cool to cruise around in. We spent a day up at the top of Mt. Hood.

Baths are Overrated April 8, 2008

You guys spend a significant amount of energy trying to keep me dry and clothed, only to strip me naked and put me in some water? What?

Beefcake March 19, 2008

Great news: I had my “first week” check up today, and passed with flying colors. Looks like I’m gaining weight, too. I’m a solid nine pounds, and I credit my success to the sumo diet: I hit the Endless Mommy Buffet about a dozen times a day, and lounge about in [...]

Uncle … What? March 16, 2008

Man, I can’t figure out this uncle thing. What does it take to be an uncle? I can’t get this straight. These guys aren’t my Dad’s brothers, but I was told to call them Uncle Justin and Uncle Tom. So. Uhh, whatever. Life is so complex sometimes.

Keeping It Real March 15, 2008

I gotta tell it to you straight: I sure do enjoy a good poop. Yeah, it’s gross, but I can’t deny it. Other than boobs, blankets, and staring at Dad’s hairline, pooping has become one of my favorite pass times. Mom and Dad get all excited about it too, and I’m [...]

So Popular March 12, 2008

Damn, I am a hit with the ladies. And photographers. I’ve only been out here for 24 hours, and I’m getting mobbed. This is so totally cool.
Justin, one of those photographer guys, caught me mid way through a yawn. It’s a little undignified, but Dad says it’ll help cement my rep, [...]

Oh, Family March 12, 2008

My parents have parents? That blows my mind. This nice lady is my dad’s mom. Wild.

Whoa, World March 11, 2008

Oh man, I’m exhausted. I outgrew my Mom Condo, and moving out was a heck of a lot of work, but so far, so good. I’ve been out and about for eleven hours. It’s not so bad. I’ve figured out a couple of things, like blankets and boobs. Fantastic! [...]