Great news: I had my “first week” check up today, and passed with flying colors. Looks like I’m gaining weight, too. I’m a solid nine pounds, and I credit my success to the sumo diet: I hit the Endless Mommy Buffet about a dozen times a day, and lounge about in [...]
Archive for March, 2008
Beefcake
March 19, 2008
Uncle … What?
March 16, 2008
Man, I can’t figure out this uncle thing. What does it take to be an uncle? I can’t get this straight. These guys aren’t my Dad’s brothers, but I was told to call them Uncle Justin and Uncle Tom. So. Uhh, whatever. Life is so complex sometimes.
Keeping It Real
March 15, 2008
I gotta tell it to you straight: I sure do enjoy a good poop. Yeah, it’s gross, but I can’t deny it. Other than boobs, blankets, and staring at Dad’s hairline, pooping has become one of my favorite pass times. Mom and Dad get all excited about it too, and I’m [...]
So Popular
March 12, 2008
Damn, I am a hit with the ladies. And photographers. I’ve only been out here for 24 hours, and I’m getting mobbed. This is so totally cool.
Justin, one of those photographer guys, caught me mid way through a yawn. It’s a little undignified, but Dad says it’ll help cement my rep, [...]
Oh, Family
March 12, 2008
My parents have parents? That blows my mind. This nice lady is my dad’s mom. Wild.
Whoa, World
March 11, 2008
Oh man, I’m exhausted. I outgrew my Mom Condo, and moving out was a heck of a lot of work, but so far, so good. I’ve been out and about for eleven hours. It’s not so bad. I’ve figured out a couple of things, like blankets and boobs. Fantastic! [...]
